June 2014 - May 2015
I’ll Tell You My Sins and You Can Sharpen Your Knife: Mac and Dennis get unrealistically domestic.
22 Short Fics for Rhonda MacDonald: A character study. Part one of It’s Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.
you will be the death of me: The first step is cleaning the knife. She keeps a carving knife special for occasions like this, locked away in a drawer with her own psychological file. It shines when it’s unearthed, sharp, and rarely used, but Denise likes to clean it anyway. She likes to be able to see her reflection in the stainless steel blade. Part two of It’s Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.
Charlie Killed the Health Inspector: Co-authored with singingtomysoul. Charlie takes matters into his own hands when the health inspector, appalled by Paddy’s Pub’s terrible standards of cleanliness, attempts to shut down the bar. Unfortunately, this means that the gang now has to deal with hiding a dead body, evading the police, and trying not to kill each other as they process that they’ve murdered someone else.
The 'No Homo' series: A remarkable MacDennis series that explores how toxic masculinity interplays with internalized homophobia. . .just kidding it's Mac and Dennis fucking each other while trying to justify why it's not gay.
Rhonda Fights Gay Marriage and Denise Gets Divorced: Marriage goes to the forefront of everyone's minds when Rhonda runs into an old friend, Jaime, whose spouse is a woman. Rhonda sets out to save the institution; everyone else demonstrates why no one in the gang should go anywhere near a marriage certificate.
Dennis Reynolds: Power, Masochism, and the Nature of the Cumslut: "Kim, come here, I wrote you a three page treatise on why Dennis Reynolds is a cumslut."
Schrödinger's Kiss: If two guys kiss and no one talks about it, is it still gay?
after the last midtown show: Dennis and Mac kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve, 1993.
Dennis Reynolds, Queerness, and Toxic Masculinity: My long-awaited dissertation on why Dennis Reynolds is good queer representation.
I've Become So Numb: Dennis writes self-insert fanfiction about "Dan Rynolds" banging Patrick Bateman.
i feel numb most of the time: On her worst days, the ideas other people have about Denise Reynolds are all that keep her tethered to the notion that she is actually here.
swear to god the devil made me do it: Dennis slid his hand over to Mac’s, and squeezed it tight. “We don’t need to talk about this or analyze it too much. Let’s just. . .keep quiet for the rest of the night. Allow the moment to be what it is." A series of short fics about Mac and Dennis.
Dennis Reynolds: Not Crazy, Misunderstood: After letting some possibly damning details slip about my personal life, I have decided to engage with them rather than trying to cover them up. Mystery lends itself to filling in the gaps with ridiculous things. It is time to tell my story - feel grateful, dear followers, that you get to read this before the publication of my autobiography: Dennis Reynolds: How One Man Blossomed into a God.
The Gang Gets Omegaversed: A shitty crack fic.
hang your hat at somebody else’s house: Something is deeply wrong with the world and it’s making Dennis very sick. 1200 words.
love me cancerously: Dennis visits Dee after she’s been institutionalized for setting her roommate on fire. 900 words.
i will blow air into your open mouth: Mac didn’t always check in every day. 1400 words.
blood, guts, and chocolate cake: Tomorrow she’ll go to school with her head high. Tomorrow she’ll do her eyeliner just right and she won’t eat lunch. Tomorrow she won’t cry in the bathroom and she won’t hide from Bill Ponderosa and she won’t answer to the name Aluminum Monster. Tomorrow the ever-present revving engine inside her will slow down enough for her to be poised, kind, and calm. Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. 2000 words.
put a little love here in my void: On bad days, when Dennis has transformed from himself into a coiled spring of pure rage, the only thing that helps is to restrain him. 500 words.
I Feel So Proud When the Reckoning Arrives: In the aftermath of Charlie Rules the World, Dennis remains convinced that he is God and sets out to proselytize the gospel of himself. (incomplete) 4000 words.
tell me that you’re alright: “Mac,” Dennis said. “Do you ever miss having feelings?” 7600 words.
Den Bortkomne Sauen: When his friends ask how his layover in Fargo was, he doesn’t mention the sky or the snow or the rum or the beauty of feeling his entire body grow as numb as the rest of him. He simply says, “North Dakota changed me,” and lets them piece together the rest of the story for themselves. 1600 words.
The Gang Impersonates Some Superheroes: Eternal WIP. Dark Avengers crossover that never really got off the ground.
hell is other people: Choking kink in hell. No, I don't know what's wrong with me either.
you bring me down (hey I'm not listening): Follow-up to Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs.
cheaply put together like a slasher film : Was supposed to be a five times fic about Dennis turning forty but it turned out to just be a ficlet about Dennis killing a woman on his fortieth birthday.
You Are Dennis : Pretentious poem fic based on 'You Are Jeff' by Richard Siken.
Tallahassee : Mac and Dennis hit the road.
Never Thought I'd Live Past Twenty: Maureen Ponderosa ficlet.
land on you (like a sucker punch): For want of a nail AU where Mac and Dennis never met. Mac is a petty criminal and Dennis is a fucked up rich boy. They meet while Dennis is trying to enact rape kink in an alley. It's way too long, very strange, and I'm still not sure if it has too many feelings or just not enough porn.